TATAFO JOKES: Who’s the Funniest/ Crankiest

Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his shoes to
enter a
taxi…
2. IGBO man who went
to the bank with a
spanner to open a
bank account.
3.YORUBA man who
went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who
watched the news and
waved
at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who
woke up a sleeping
patient
simply because she
forgot to give him
sleeping
pills…
6. AN IGALA man who
lowered his TV volume
because he wanted to
read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a mango tree to
check
if the mango was ripe
enough then came
down
and started
stoning it…
11.A GWARI man who
saw something that
looked like shit, touched
n tasted n said
“Hmmm” na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match
am….
12.AN IDOMA man who
put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to
listen to Cool FM…